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" East Coast Porn Shop Owner Is Pissed As Hell And Hates All The 'Shitty Male Porn Products, Finally Breaks His Silence - Can The FleshLight Change His Mind, Or Is He Gearing Up For The Ultimate Smack Down? Find Out..

From the desk of: Mr Anonymous Porn Shop Owner
Time: October 1st, 2006. 3:30pm Eastern Standard time
Product: The FleshLight Male Masterbation Tool
Re: Should I dump and burn my supply of Fleshlights?

Fellow Hot Blooded Males,

Let's get something dead straight from the get-go.

I hate All These Garbage Porn Products . I hate them more than you do, and I always have.

Really, I do. And if you give me a few moments of your time, I will tell you why.

But first, let's start with how I got here, and why I'm writing this...

It must have been about three weeks ago now, I was browsing the web when I got an e-mail from a friend raving about this new male masterbator called "Fleshlight".

Now, my friend is actually someone whose opinion I trust, which is the only reason I decided to check out link in the first place. I mean, after all, he knows what I do for a living, so this obviously must of impressed him quite a bit. And here I am...

"But why do I hate those miserable poorly made porn products with a manic passion..."

Well, let me explain. I own a adult entertainment store, and I have spent close to 15 years now seeing some really poor grade products, as well as a few good ones pass my way. In short, I know a thing or two about them, and would like to think I know what I am doing (in fact, if you like adult porn products, there is a good chance you already own a few products I've had the good futune to help design, but that's another story).

But, I have never been a big fan of the poor craftsmenship of some of these adult toys. For me, they just prey on the wishes and needs of guys, and do a excellent job of separating them from their money, leaving them with nothing but another piece of crap to add to your collection, and no satisfaction.

In other words, the packaging looks great with their slick and glossy pictures of a naked woman all hot and bothered on the box of their products. The stuff looks great, but the claims some of the manufacturer's make are unbelievable.

Then, the same guys who bought some of the adult toys realize only after they get them home and start to use them how shitty they really are. The sad part is these how these manufacturer's get away with this too. What's even worse is only after most of these guys have wasted their cash on them, do they figure this out. Unwilling to give up however, as soon as the next adult toy comes out, their at it again, and the cycle repeats itself...

Great for the companies who make these porn products - pretty crappy for the poor slob who bought it.

So, you can imagine my thoughts when I got my friend's e-mail recommending a Fleshlight. As I say, it was only because he is usually "on the money" with thing that I even took a look.

When I reached the Fleshlight website, I was actually pretty impressed with the layout and website presentation. I was even more impressed with the quality of the videos and some of the testimonials...

But, again, I have to be honest with you...,

At this point, I still thought to myself, "nice copy, some sexy pictures, lots of features, this will convert well... but yet again, it's probably the same old junk, just spun off from a different angle... so forget it".

And that was that; I left the site... but a few days later my friend e-mailed me, letting me know he had just purchased and used the Fleshlight, and it was like no other male adult toy he had ever tried before. He also said that I needed to drop what I was doing and get my mail. So, I decided to head back over to the Fleshlight Website, and half-heartedly purchased myself one.

Just so you know, I only purchased because... well, since I sell lots of male masterbation products, I figured I would take a look at this one, and see how crappy it was made so I could point it out to my friend and let him know he had been duped once again! So I got it in a day, and I was about to file it away on my to-do list when my friend started up again - in fact he pestered the hell out of me to get to trying out the Fleshlight once I had it!

So, I decided to give him a chance, and make full use of what the FleshLight had to offer... so I sat down for an hour to play around with it, figuring it wasn't anything that I haven't seen before...

But an hour wasn't enough...

Does it work?.. - read on... • Does the FleshLight look and feel like a real vagina? • Can you really change the FleshLight with customizable inserts that can provide the ultimate in self pleasuring? • ...And is the FleshLight a quality product you can use for years to come?... Keep reading to find out the truth

The problem is the FleshLight is really the kind of thing you can get addicted to fast. In the right hands, though, it is a pleasuring monster... in the wrong hands, forget about it...

In the end, I used the FleshLight for about 10 days (hey, I need some fun sometimes too ya know!) when I stumbled upon something that quite frankly took me by surprise. So I decided to take a break from using it to try and figure out what was going on. it took me two full days to ignore the noise and focus on the signal, and really understand what works with FleshLight and what doesn't. Because, believe me this is a bit of a pleasure beast.

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Just so you don't think I am exaggerating the scale of the FleshLight, here are some of it's features. Remember, each one is practically a separate lesson to the core of the system in itself:

1. Made from the finest "flesh like" material.

2. So versital, you can choose which orifice of pleasure you want to indulge yourself with in just seconds. You can chose a vagina one minute, or enter from behind with a butt insert instead. Or you can quickly and easily "swap out" to a mouth, with a set of full pouty lips, as well as suction. Incredible!

3.You can adjust the heat of the Fleshlight to add to your self pleasuring bliss. Just soak the removable insert in hot water to your desired temparture, re-insert into its casing, and enjoy!

4. Has inter-changeable inserts that can increase your sexual pleasure from super tight, to extra stimulation. Like it tight? You got it! How about extra ribbed for YOUR pleasure? No problem! Whatever level of pleasure your ready to experience, the FleshLight's got you covered.,

5. Easy to use, easy to clean. Will last a LIFETIME. Here is what impressed me the most. The FleshLight is made of sturdy material that can last for years to come! Not days like other masterbation devices that shred, peel or blister apart in a matter or minutes. And cleaning is a snap! Just rinse with water, and your done!

As you can see, the FleshLight like is practically monstrous. In fact, the FleshLight is like no other male self pleasuring tool in the world!

And, by the time I got my head around it, I needed a rest. But, I quickly focused in on the features that were working for me, and within a few days I started taking some of the techniques I learned and decided to put them into practice...

"But now for the ultimate question - did the FleshLight live up to my expectations, or did it crash and burn like so many other self grativication devices that came before it? The results are in..."

Let me put it this way.

The results were.... interesting.

While I haven't changed my tune re: Male Masterbation Tools in general, there is something very, very interesting that you can do with a FleshLight - if you realize it. And none of the other male masterbation devices let you do this. If it wasn't for this, the results I am about to disclose would not have happened.

And the funny thing is, very few FleshLight users even know about it... but I will return to that point. For now, let's discuss those all important results.

You see, since I sell these male masterbation devices in my shop (none however of this quality) I wanted to make sure that I wasn't going to get any unhappy customers. So in my "testing" (if you can call it that) I found that I was able to do something that I wasn't before. At first I thought I was just imagining it, but later on realized that it was indeed true..

And it was at that exact moment that I realized I had stumbled onto something wonderful! Something that was quite frankly, a hidden technique!

"The majority of FleshLight users are going to have no damn idea of how to apply this technique. No lie. "

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